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South Park Drinking Rules

Drink any time…

  • Someone swears
  • Someone sings
  • A celebrity shows up
  • The townspeople do something stupid
  • Kyle is called a Jew
  • Kenny says something unintelligible, but somehow people know exactly what he’s saying
  • Kenny dies
  • Mr. Mackey says “mkay”
  • Cartman whines or squeals
  • Cartman says “kewl” or “skewl”
  • A real life event is addressed

Finish your drink when….

  • Someone learns a lesson, Full House style

If you enjoyed this South Park drinking game, you might also enjoy Big Mouth, King of The Hill, or American Dad! And be sure to check out our full list of drinking games for TV shows here.

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