Hubie Halloween, Adam Sandler’s Halloween film, is exactly the goofy spooky movie we needed this year. It’s got a lot of great recurring jokes – one of which is the mom’s shirts that she so proudly bought at a thrift shop with her friend. If only she knew what they meant! Here’s a list of the mom’s shirts in Hubie Halloween and where you can find them for yourself.

Be sure to check out the Hubie Halloween drinking game as well! Of course it’ll make you drink for every funny shirt appearance 🙂

Browse all the funny Hubie Halloween shirts here!

We've made an album of all the great shirts made infamous by Hubie's mom. Add them to your wardrobe, your friend's wardrobe, heck - give one to your mom!

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1. “boner doner” shirt

Hubie Halloween mom's shirt says boner doner.

Anyone else do a double take when they first introduced the mom? This may be the best shirt in the show, the shirt that launched a thousand jokes. Poor sheltered Hubie, that’s all we’ve got to say. Check it out on Teepublic here.

2. “It’s not going to lick itself” shirt and

3. “I Shaved my balls for this?” shirt

Don’t forget, friends, they wore these shirts in public, on live television, with big smiles on their faces. True icons. And you can be too! Check out the first here, and the second here.

4. “Happy HalloWeener” shirt

Want to look as cool as Mrs. Banerjee? Here’s a bold piece for your Halloween wardrobe. Check it out on Amazon here.

5. “I’d hit that” shirt

Now this is a confusing piece of clothing. Is it a vest? Is it a two-toned long sleeve shirt? Either way, she rocks it. Check out a similar version on Teepublic.

6. “If you can read this, you’re in fart range!” shirt

Honestly more people in the world need this shirt! If you can’t handle the blast zone, get out of the fart range. Check it out on Teepublic here.

7. “Muff’s Diving School” shirt

This was one of the more subtle shirts in our opinion. I guess we could see how she might think someone genuinely attended a diving class led by someone named Muff. But… that doesn’t really look like water he’s diving into. Check it out on Amazon.

8. “Kayaking gets me wet” shirt

Well, it is the truth. Maybe she just really likes kayaking? It’s the pink color and the glitter on the image that really gets us. Looks like something you might get from a kiosk as you step off your cruise ship in the Bahamas. Check it out on Teepublic.

The mom’s shirts in Hubie Halloween are certainly a bold style choice, but more power to her! Can’t pass up those good thrift store deals when they come around.

If this movie has gotten you in a Halloween mood, be sure to check out this list of Halloween drinking games, or this list of Disney+ Halloween drinking games!

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